Letter #127: The Tyrant
Good morning, Erin. To help resolve a minor computer issue at work, someone needed to take a picture of what was displayed on my screen—but he ran into trouble because the camera wouldn’t focus on the screen but, instead, the little picture of V that you gave me, because the camera recognized it as a human face and, therefore, what it was most likely supposed to focus on. Which made me laugh, of course, but also made me go, “Aww, I miss Erin.” That said, the previous day, I stopped halfway through writing an email, leaned back in my chair, and sighed, “Aww, I miss Erin,” so it’s not like I needed much of a prompt. [ restarts “Erin Does Singing” playlist ] Someone else I miss is Good Boy—but now I miss him less, because he was in a thing! A weird, four-episode thing, but still a thing! And that’s something to celebrate. But do I mean celebrate in principle or in actuality ? Well, I suppose that’s why we’re here. So, if you’re ready to unleash The Tyrant …then, uh…okay,...