Letter #84: Pink Lie
Good morning, Erin. First off—happy half-birthday! Second…I feel like you deserve more celebration that just this letter, but…alas, what is there to be done? My papier mache Hotel Del Luna won’t fit cleanly in the box I set aside to mail it in. And so we are left with this. So, on Pink Lie , the participants come into the series deliberately lying about one aspect of their backgrounds or histories that is or can be a serious roadblock (or, I guess, dealbreaker) for dating. My lie, for the purposes of this letter, is that I don’t spend my evenings scrolling through dance covers for Le Sserafim’s “Eve, Psyche, & the Bluebeard’s Wife.” …anyway—wanna hear about this latest dating show I watched? 1. I’m gonna be straight with you, Erin: this show is terrible . It didn’t have to be, but this cast is just full of jerks, red flags, and ego maniacs. They have very, very little chemistry—as a group—or the show was so content to focus on the more belabored “drama” aspects of...