Letter #16: Touch Your Heart

 Good afternoon, Erin.
 
Well, as I promised, because I had finished True Beauty, and because you had been out sick and, thus, unable to immediately guide me to where I should spend my time, I found myself once again seduced by the allure of old friends who caught my eye: Touch Your Heart has Sunny and Mr. Death from Goblin playing the romantic leads—how could I say no to that?
 
“But Daryl, you notoriously malfunctioning divining rod,” I hear you say, “why would you take that risk, knowing your track record, when I’ve given you a perfectly good list that you know you can follow?”
 
Well, Erin, I’ll tell you: very recent history would indicate that I’m cursed to only make the wrong choice, so, even if I were to assume your list was tantamount to your specific guidance (which it totally is), the universe would re-write itself to make what was once a perfectly entertaining show become a total flop that would not only ruin your recommendations batting average but also—undoubtedly—sour my outlook on life and my place in it. And I’d hate to have any part of that blame fall even tangentially on you.
 
(Also: Sunny and Mr. Death! How bad could it be? Right?)
 
As with all previous Daryl-picked shows, I’ll keep my thoughts general, even though I assume you have seen every k-drama under the sun. And, regardless of spoiler-y stuff, there’s no sense boring you with minutia about shows you haven’t seen when I have all that opportunity to bore you with minutia about shows you’re confirmed to have watched.
 
So, with that in mind…
 
1. Let’s start with our traditional list of folks I spotted from elsewhere using my world’s greatest detective powers that I have from being the world’s greatest detective:
·         Mr. Death as the male lead
·         Sunny as the female lead
·         The gray-clad ghost “friend” from Goblin as one of Mr. Death’s co-workers
·         Homeroom Teacher from True Beauty as Sunny’s manager
·         Snooty Girl from All of Us are Dead as one of Mr. Death’s clients
 
2. It took me all of about 15 seconds to declare—loudly—in my notes that the Front Desk Girl at the law firm was going to be my favorite, for being both hot and sassy…and so, of course, she had basically nothing to do and no lines after that point, so she was, in fact, not my favorite, in the end. Despite her being, I think, the hottest lady on the show. (Which feels like a fundamental writing flaw, but maybe I’m misremembering my Strunk & White.)
 
3. Actually, to that point, I’d say the show suffers, a bit, from Mr. Death and Sunny being arguably the least interesting characters on the show, and it’s a shame that Front Desk Girl and a handful of other characters weren’t given their own space to have adventures or more emphasis on character development. I think that would have filled a lot time better than…other, um, time-filling segments of the main story.
 
4. …which is not to say Sunny and Mr. Death were bad or anything, just that they were much more rote than the rest of the characters. This series probably would have been better as an ensemble show, in my opinion. And not just because I wanted more Front Desk Girl. Just mostly because of that.
 
5. That said, there was something very satisfying about how our main duo comes together as a couple, in that it was very mundane: they meet, they spend time together, they fall in love. Nice and simple.

5A. …which is not to say things don’t get more contrived and hectic as the show goes on in an attempt to fill the episode allotment, as so many shows do, but still. Starts off great.
 
6. While we’re on the topic of Mr. Death and Sunny: smooching gets a 9/10. Starts off kind of…okay, but then it heats up, near the end.
 
7. Subway sponsorship! Ugh, I love it so much.
 
8. They really, really, really don’t want to give me the satisfaction of having any of the characters drive Hyundais. BUT…someone forgot to cover one of the background cars’ logo, so…guess what made its way into the final cut? #BestShowEver
 
9. Before they get together, Sunny is worried about Mr. Death being seduced by his old crush, who is one of the prosecutors they deal with, and…y’know what? She totally should have been worried. Because she was a prosecuter, if you catch my drift.
 
9A. …‘cus she was cute? Get it? (I really liked her. I’m sure 99% of everyone would tell me I’m wrong and that I should be #TeamSunny, but…no thanks. I’ll take could-totally-meet-her for $200, Alex.)
 
9B. But, seriously, I quite liked the prosecuter character. She’s another one who didn’t get as much time as I think she should have, even if I really enjoyed her particular subplot as it stands. (Which, honestly, could probably have been its own show.)
 
10. But, having said all that, #BestGirl is undoubtedly Gray Ghost from Goblin, who was hilarious and ridiculous and (along with her male counterpart) had the best and most memorable moments in the show. I liked her when she was in Goblin, and I loved her in this. She’s got such a great face—and I don’t mean she’s pretty or whatever (though she is), but that she’s got such an expressive face, partly because she’s got a large face with equally large eyes and mouth, and she draws the eye so well. Great for comedic stuff. And…they have her dressed in suits. Like, whatever the version of men’s suits cut for women is called. And I…just…I’m a sucker for a girl in a tie. I can’t help it. And let’s not ask questions about why.
 
11. There’s some quality “this is what office flirting is” scenes in here—complete with classic “stuck in the elevator” and “in the stairwell where the cameras can’t see” meet-ups. (And special bonus points to Sunny for the ingenious employ of heart-shaped post-it notes. Innocuously girly, as per her character, but also suitably suggestive for her purposes of crush-inducement. Very impressive.)
 
12. It’s good to know that oppa causes as much misunderstanding and consternation in Korean as suki does in Japanese.
 
12A. Speaking of—and I’m sure I’ve said this before, but when have I ever turned down a chance to repeat myself—subtitle translations that choose to approximate these terms which have no direct structural correlation in English rather than keeping them (in this case, the somewhat ambiguous oppa being replaced with the character’s name) make it harder to get those moments of misunderstanding across. To say nothing of noting the difference between usually calling someone seonbae and then switching to Seo-jun as a sign that the tone of a situation has changed.
 
13. There’s no time skip, but there is a montage of time progression, which is somehow a difference that doesn’t make me angry.
 
14. Someone made a reference to Kim Yu-na—and I know who that is! Because my sister loves figure skating. To paraphrase her: “There’s good, then there’s great, then there’s Yuna Kim.”
15. Y’know, I deliberately changed the ringtone on my phone because I kept reaching for mine every time someone’s phone went off, on these shows…and then Sunny’s goes off and it’s the new ringtone I chose. Which totally defeats the purpose, Sunny! I thought we were on the same page!
 
16. This is the second show I’ve seen that’s mentioned Klaus Schwab and his transhumanist dystopia vision of the future. I’m not sure if this is because Korea’s a tech-driven [culture/economy] and is, therefore, much more sensitive to world elites loudly advocating for people becoming part computer…or if the writers just do a quick internet for “trending tech world news” and all happen to catch the same headlines.
 
17. A guy gives a girl a piece of cheesecake, in one episode, as a means of currying favor, and it doesn’t work on her at all. Which, I mean, good for her, ‘cus a piece of cheesecake can sway me to just about anything. As can Reese’s peanut butter cups. And Oreos. And mint ice cream. And…I’m starting to think I should have used Lent to work on my resolve.
 
18. Okay, so, this is the second time I’ve seen Sunny in something, and her character is again lamenting her age. How old could she possibly be that this has happened twice? [checks internet] Oh, she’s…she’s …huh. Well. I mean, hey, she looks great, though, right? Isn’t that all that matters?
 
18A. I sort of alluded to it in both Goblin and Our Beloved Summer, but I am not a fan of the pop-star look—and they absolutely want Sunny in glammed-up pop-star mode, for this show. Which…fine, I get it, both in terms of the character and the appeal, but…I mean, there’s a scene where she deliberately dresses more like a “typical” office secretary, and I thought she looked amazing. Just saying.
 
19. And one last thing about Sunny: I typically find it hard to judge an actor’s performance—good or bad—in foreign language stuff, and Sunny’s character is supposed to be a bad actor, in this. Now, I don’t think Yoo In-na is particularly good (she’s not bad, just not noteably good), but let me just say…she nailed seeming like a bad actor. The scenes where her lack of talent was supposed to be on display were fantastically bad. She did such a good job with that. Which takes legit talent, let me say. Good for her.
 
So, yeah, that’s just some stuff I felt like telling you. The show’s fine, really: nothing to write home about, but also not a waste of time. I enjoyed it well enough.
 
Anyway. I’m sure you’ll be much more excited to read the next one, given that it will have chatter about your k-drama boyfriend. Not that I think you find these exciting, of course, just that, comparatively, your level of not-excitement should be better with the next one.
 
…unless it’s not. In which case…
 
…um…
 
--Daryl
 
 
 
 
 
 
PS – I almost forgot: you were in my dream, the other night. And you were very, very mean to me. I woke up feeling bad and was bummed out all morning—it was that level of mean. BUT…not to worry, Erin, because the very next night, an ex-girlfriend from about a decade ago was in my dream, and I woke up feeling infinitely worse. I moped for the better part of a week, after that. So, dream-you and I are comparatively fine, now. Which I’m sure is a great relief to you.

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